Britney Spears will have a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls video for "When I Grow Up." But she will neither sing nor dance leading me to believe Britney will perhaps walk down the street and silently nod to Nicole Scherzinger. Almost as if to say "Where's the snack table?" People reports:
"It's a small part," says a source about the popstar's visit to the L.A. set of the group's video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.
Judging by these photos, this video includes scantily clad women and automobiles. Yet someone thought it'd be wise to add Britney Spears to an already perfect equation. Britney Spears and cars, yes, what could possibly go wrong? Hmm. Fortunately, the Pussycat Dolls are easy to replace. In fact, I'm looking at two stand-in's right now. Oh, wait, they climbed off the poles and want their dollars. Excuse me while I fake a heart attack. MY CHEST!
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Christina Aguilera (Above urging you to vote or else Max Liron eats Stars N' Stripe. Christ, I'll do it, lady!) defended herself against critics of her nights out to the club. I mean, you try spending 24/7 with Jordan Bratman. Hour after hour of him wearing a wizard hat and playing Oblivion. It would drive Mother Teresa to knock back Jell-O shots. But, of course, Christina paints a different, almost believable picture to Access Hollywood. I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!:
“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that,” Christina told Access Hollywood. “They never air [footage] of the paparazzi actually pulling up beside my husband and being like, ‘When is she going to leave the house? I have been trying to get a picture of her for weeks.'"
Dude, she's lying. The paparazzi talking to Jordan Bratman? Riiiiight. I'm pretty sure the paps don't speak Mole People. I mean, c'mon. Anyone whose mastered the language would be halfway to the Earth's core by now. Why? For the Mole Gold, genius. Jesus, what do they teach you kids in school these days?
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Attention, everyone! Pamela Anderson's breasts are still ridiculously large. You're welcome. Oh yeah, she also hung out with Tommy Lee yesterday and bought some plants. I don't know what that means, but I bet it involves doing it in a pile of a mulch. How else do you landscape? Ha ha, with a mower. Now you're just making shit up.
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Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone's minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don't know what her workout regimen entails, but I'm sure it involves Madonna yelling "I want them to look spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!" To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with "Holy shit that corpse can talk!"
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